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Santa's marriage is on the rocks... with salt, a squeeze of lime, and hijnks. This boozy, bubbly comedy is back in 2014, for ONLY seven performances. Runs Dec 6 - Dec 21, at the Bier Baron.
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Rudolph discovers what befell Cousin Roger
Eric Jones, ShowBizRadio (full review)
"...Grain of Sand Theatre has taken Christmas by the jingle bells and presented DC with a charming and highly enjoyable romp..."
Sarah Ameigh, DC Theatre Scene (full review)
"...the chemistry within the cast is its own gift... more than just a play, it’s also an evening... experience this celebration of the holiday season both easy on the wallet, and hang-over free." *
* Grain of Sand Theatre will not guarantee anything re: your hangover. In fact we generally disapprove of sobriety, unless you're driving.