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You Can't Get a Decent Margarita at the North Pole

You Can't Get a Decent Margarita at the North Pole

Santa's marriage is on the rocks... with salt, a squeeze of lime, and hijnks. This boozy, bubbly comedy runs Nov 29 - Dec 23, in The Shop at Fort Fringe.

Beer and wine served at the Fort Fringe bar before and after the show!

Eric Jones, ShowBizRadio (full review)

"...Grain of Sand Theatre has taken Christmas by the jingle bells and presented DC with a charming and highly enjoyable romp..."

Sarah Ameigh, DC Theatre Scene (full review)

"...the chemistry within the cast is its own gift... more than just a play, it’s also an evening... experience this celebration of the holiday season both easy on the wallet, and hang-over free." *

* Grain of Sand Theatre will not guarantee a lack of consequences from liberal patronage of the Fort Fringe bar. Nor do we endorse sobriety, unless you're driving.