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Uncle Rudolph's Special Sauce

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Mon, 2012-12-24 16:46

Don't go tellin' me I can't drive.

I invested in a subcutaneous GPS this year, having finally wearied of the whinging over the occasional small navigational cul de sac. I think we're somewhere over Belarus. For some reason this thing only speaks in a near-incomprehensible Glasgow accent. Time to start nipping into Uncle Rudolph's Special Sauce to allay the misery of this yearly haul.

The Grinch

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Tue, 2012-12-18 23:13

I feel compelled at this time to make a public service announcement. Like Shaggy said, it wasn't me. I appreciate body-shaping undergarments as much as the next middle-aged C-lister, but I've got a supplier of my own. I'm reasonably sure mine aren't stolen.

Tiny Tim's Crutch

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Tue, 2012-12-11 22:36

HANG ON HANG ON. Thissislike a rap batle right. whoa too drnk to type with hoofs. Sec. This mah mad vers skills.s. Frickin' Prancer thinks he can taek me. I'll show 'im. One of him.

Candy Cane

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Tue, 2012-12-04 23:41

Bumble, that magnificent hirsute bastard, had me thinking that was exclusively a stripper name from the time I was 8. Little did I know it was also a delicious cocktail. I found out the real story by accident when I was celebrating my 27th, getting hammered by myself over at The Naughty List. Like ya do. Always take care of your bartender kids, by any means necessary.

Poinsetta. Poinsettia. Whatever.

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Wed, 2012-11-28 23:49

I have what you might call a turbulent relationship with tequila. Lately. The Channu-rita. Man. I got problems, and they're blue murder.

I'm feeling something a little more un-challenging this week. This one's simple like Vixen, but not half as hot... I mean you serve it chi... ok, what? I'm four shots deep, and sometimes I just need to snuggle something that ain't too discriminating. I can't have layers?

Ingredients:

The Channu-rita

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Tue, 2012-11-20 00:35

I am a firm believer in celebrating the holidays of all faiths, because why would I not extend my annual December Bender for a few weeks? Channukah is a fine damn holiday. It's about important... uh... spiritual... things. That I can't remember right now.

Ok, so Manischewitz may taste like Dimetapp and rat poison, right, but it's cheap as hell.

Rudolph's Red-Nosed Margarita Bundt Cake

Submitted by reindeersexy069 on Wed, 2012-11-14 00:38

As everyone knows, you can't have a proper party without a cake. Not counting the kind of party that just needs a two-by-four, some rubber gloves, and a jar of vaseline, but it's been ages since... uh... yeah.

Thomas Beheler on Playing The Wild One

Submitted by tbeheler on Tue, 2012-07-10 12:43

Nasty, dirty little play, that Raising Cane.

Submitted by chlorine225 on Tue, 2012-06-26 12:23

What’s a nice girl like you doing with a nasty play like this?

Funny how often this question comes up.

In rehearsal the other day, I had a moment of “wow, is this what I thought I’d be doing when I grew up?” as I watched an actor help another actor slam his head into the ground (all perfectly safe, of course) and debate how quickly the head slams should be repeated.

What's in a Name?

Submitted by carlblong on Sun, 2011-07-10 13:45

There is an interesting pattern to the names in Shakespeare's Hamlet, that we have given (more-than the intended?) meaning in Hamlet: Reframed.

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